An Interview With Mr Blog

Q: First car you drove?
A: Mommy Blog's 1974 white Aston Martin GT. In reserve gear.

Q: Something that happened to you but you didn't know about?
A: When I was little, daddy blog took a snip of my ear while he was cutting my hair. He claimed that I was in so much pain that no sound came out from my distorted face.

Q: Your first pet?
A: A rabbit named koo-chee. He struggled in a fit and died right in front of me. I never cried so much...

Q: Ever got into a fight?
A: With brother blog (sadly) but never serious. Once I got punched once by a secondary school classmate on my right jaw. It now clicks whenever I open my mouth. Bastard...

Q: Weird peeves?
A: I hate it when someone messes up my newspaper. I like them crisp & neat.

Q: Anymore?
A: Yeah. I hate it when the telephone cord gets tangled up in a messy heap. Can't you straighten it up?

Q: Best holiday?
A: Got to be the 2006 London/Spain trip Mrs Blog & I did. We went to Highbury and witnessed the historic 1-0 win at the Bernabeu against Real Madrid. All thanks to David & APB! Ask me for pics...

Q: Favourite poison?
A: Whiskey dry & Tiger beer.

Q: What happens when drunk?
A: Becomes instant lover. Not a fighter...

Q: Worst fears?
A: The dreaded dentist!

Q: Is glass half-full or half-empty?
A: Always half-full. That's why Arsenal's always the winner...

Q: Favourite food?
A: Fried chicken, fried fish, fried wanton, fried noodle, fried rice, fried egg... You know what I mean. If they can fry carebears or fry a helium balloon, I'd eat them too. Oh, I also love bah chor mee. And must have the tur gua...

Q: Where did you propose to Mrs Blog?
A: At the Singapore Botanical Gardens.

Q: Did you go on one knee?
A: Unfortunately, I was on one elbow. Proposed with two Delifrance sandwiches, two Oranginas and a huge smile. Before she said yes, she said 'let me think about it'...

Q: Why Arsenal?
A: Why not??? You can check out the love affair here. And also because the other clubs are shite. Especially those who love their lasagne...

Q: Best Arsenal player?
A: There is one Dennis Bergkamp. One Dennis Bergkamp. Walking along. Singing a song. Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland...

Q: How many Arsenal shirts in your closet?
A: Not including the casual ones, I have 14. 16 if you count Mrs Blog's two...

Q: Most expensive one?
A: Don't ask how much it is but it's the legendary 1989 shirt in the 0-2 win over Liverpool at Anfield. It even has a number '2' printed at the back.

Q: Most precious Arsenal piece of memorabilia?
A: A framed team-autoraphed 2005-2006 Arsenal home redcurrant shirt. Certificate signed off by Arsenal's Managing Director, Keith Edelman, bearing the serial number 00003997.

Q: Will you ever switch clubs?
A: Even if you torture me twice over with 10 dentists, I'll never even consider it.

Q: What if we throw in Elizabeth Hurley & Catherine Zeta-Jones in nurses' outfits?
A: Hmmm...

Q: Is it football or soccer?
A: It's never soccer! It's always football. Get it right!

Q: How can you identify a hardcore football fan?
A: You know you're a hardcore football fan when you mess with your 7-month old niece's hair, trying to make her look like some footballer.

Too bad I didn't have gel... You reckon she'll kill me when she sees this?

Any other questions?