"But if Italy were to win the finals somehow, I'd eat french fries for a whole week straight"I could have been feasting on juicy german sausages or yummy aglio olio pasta or even some brazilian churrasco meatfest after the World Cup. But no... I had to get the french fries! Of all the damn exotic cuisines on show in the World Cup, I had to be left with the choice dish of the Gen-X kids. How appertising...
So here's Monday's fries: McDonald's curly fries.
Nice and crisp. Not too salty and not soggy. Has a tinge of cajun tanginess (if that made sense). Rating: 8/10.
Honestly, I tried to get out of it but all thanks Ms 038. She reminded me of my pact. Damn it.
On to the important 90% stuff...
K asked what did that Italian tattoo-laden mafia-looking Materazzi said to Zidane to make him so angry. Well, here it is...
Just Edited (thanks MerV)
*After Materazzi had caressed Zidane's chest*
Z: Dude, that felt good...
M: Oui? I'm glad you liked it.
Z: *holding shirt* Too bad I have this wet shirt on.
M: Well, you gonna make me feel good too?
Z: Only for you. How you want it?
M: Just no hands ya? *winks*
Z: Sure *uses head to caress Materazzi's chest*
You know what is the greatest joke? Zizou won the World Cup Adidas Golden Ball award. Unbelievable... I know his skills blew the competition away but for him to headbutt another footballer like that and grabbing the award, it's insane! I can't believe that FIFA, the advocate of fair play, gave it to Zizou. It's like telling everyone that it's ok to use violence, as long as you have great skills. Don't you think that FIFA's decision is a sentimental one and it had nothing to do with football? If I were Zidane, I'd be embarrassed to claim it.
Quick Arsenal news.
Yaya begging Arsenal to sign him. I'd ask Wenger to tahan a bit. It'll be cheaper as the days go by.
Here's another. Ghana's Stephen Appiah is desperate to be a Gunner. He looks fine. But another midfielder?
Whatever happened to the defender? Curtis Davies? Fabio Cannavaro? Or even the old but dependable Lilian Thuram? Wenger, look at the defence please.
Don't make me do a 'Zizou'... Hahaha...
10 farts:
Mac is definitely a great start for ur french cuisine menu for the week! u may wish to repeat ur Mac experience for Sat & Sun dude!
with ur great photography skills and a new 3G equipment aka Nokia 6280, i'm sure u can come up with a better pic! hehe how can we be sure u r the one living up to ur pact and eating the fries?? that slim arm in the pic doesn't look like ur little mouse, err if any?
btw, howz the wedding? share ur wonderful experience with those UNinvited, oops not invited leh!
peace out =)
"Don't make me do a 'Zizou'.."
Lucky you didn't say: "Don;t make me do a Metarazzi.." hahahah
Some said that he pinched Zz's nipple. hahaha
Look at this guy..he aint no saint.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpG4AHlZrL4&search=Materazzi
Cheers,
PJ
din know playing soccer could make zizou horny..hehe....
bro...1 week of fries....take care...better not cheat...we have spies..if caught cheating, hmmm...we might make u eat french balls...
K
Zizou is no doubt a great player. And that was his last match. That was a reason why I predicted France to be in the Final also. The award was long fixed but certainly not that HeadButt! Metarazzi must have scolded his family! That dirty Bastard! Someone out there should start a ihatemetarazzi.com!
Aiyah, that Yaya should try apply for Tanjong Balestier Wellington United Central... or 'sporting' Afraque, part-time millionaire-inheriter-need-US5000-deposit agent...
Perks: play in Singapore, receive CPF contribution, can be withdrawn once you hit a minimum at 55...
MerV
french fries????!!! Yummy!!!!
Darn, the vid has been taken down Kev.
PJ's link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpG4AHlZrL4&search=Materazzi) justifies Zizou's head caress (at least partly). Hmm, never knew that footballers are good at giving head?? (exception: roasting English footballers) Anyway, that clumsy shite got what he deserves (referring to Materazzi).
Sudden thought: Kev, your Arsenal wants a defender, why not get that Mamarazzi? Good record:
- tall defender, good in the air, lack of pace lulls the Michael Owens into complacency;
- pinches opponents' nipples to get them sent off;
- has a hand in all 2 goals scored in the World Cup 2006 final! :D
Enjoy your fries Kev, remember, they're now called "freedom fries"! Btw, if you can, help me rate the fries at the western stall in Teck Hin eating house, Clementi central *grin*
MerV
Anonymous 1:
That slim arm is prob my sis-in-law's one. Trust me, my bro isn't the Changi village type *eeeee*
All I wanna say about his wedding now is, thank God he didn't wear an Arsenal jersey/suit, nor make Mrs. Blog wear red-white gown sponsored by JVC/O2/Emirates *hahahaha*
MerV
damn... youtube is taking down all the 'zizou giving head' clips due to 'copyright infringements'. i'll keep finding one that i can share with you guys.
thanks MerV for the 'heads' up...
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