Mr Blog's Glossary

A: Arsene Wenger, OBE. Arsenal's most successful manager. Not only led the team to two Doubles but also led the team to an unprecedented unbeaten EPL season in 2004. Also known as Le Boss & The Professor.

B: Baby Clarah. My ultra cute baby niece who is secretly being groomed to be a Goonerette...

C: Cheats. Rooney, Henchoz, Drogba and every sp*rs player...

D: Dennis Bergkamp. Arsenal's Iceberg from 1995 - 2006. Arguably the best Arsenal player who wore the red & white.

E: Emirates Stadium. The name of the Gunners' new home for the next 15 years at least. Would the name change after that?

F: Football. See Soccer.

G: Gunners/Gooners. The Gunners is the nickname given to the Arsenal team. Gooners, on the other hand, is what the Arsenal fans refer ourselves to. Got it?

H: Highbury. Arsenal's home from 1913 till 2006. Had the privilege to step into it before it closed. Will never forget that day.

I: International Games. This Singapore Gooner agrees with Wenger and thinks int'l games, especially friendlies, are a waste of time.

J: Jinx. I've found mine. What's yours? What, no underpants?

K: King Henry. Arsenal's current team captain and the club's current record holder for the most number of goals scored. There's no doubt he'll add on to the record & break a couple more.

L: London Derby. Football matchups between rival London clubs. Some of them include Chel$ki, Charlton, West Ham, Watford, Fullham etc. But the biggest rival of them all is Arsenal's North London rivals: Sp*rs. Hate them!

M: Mrs Blog. Mr Blog's greatest love. Yes, more than the Arsenal...

N: November. 19 November to be precise. That's Baby Clarah's birthday...

Edited: Ooops!!! Baby Clarah's birthday is 22 November! Major boo-boo. My bad...

O: Offside Rule. Errm... Nope. Won't even attempt to try. Go read it up here. And please don't ask us during the game.

P: Pink. Did I mention I like pink shirts?

Q: Quiet. Hey, try thinking up a suitable Q-word, you queer. Hey, that's a word.

R: Raise. I need one badly. You hear me, boss???

S: Soccer. It's never soccer! It's football! Get it right! Soccer is probably termed by some confused Americans who couldn't differentiate american football & soccer. Even wikipedia uses "Football (soccer)".

T: Tiger Beer Girls. There should be more of them at Elizabeth during live Arsenal games. Who's with me?

U: You. Person. Ewe. Female sheep. Ewwww. You + Ewe... You know I'm running out of words.

V: Voyeur. What Moan-rinho labels Wenger. Le Boss' quality reply:

"When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid sometimes and not more intelligent."

W: Wart. It's healing, Mommy Blog.

X: xXx. Must support Gahmen policy! Quick!

Y: Yawn. It is a reflex of deep inhalation and exhalation associated with being tired, with a need to sleep, or from lack of stimulation. Ok, you know I copied that...

Z: ZzZZzzz. Night, folks...