Instead, I will continue to stoke the flames ahead of this Sunday's game against Man Yoo by introducing the official club mascot & our local unofficial one...This is Gunnersaurus. He is Arsenal's cute club mascot. Born in 1993, he is immensely popular with the Junior Gunners and the fans. With him around, the club has seen loads of victories: the Cup Winners' Cup, the Premiership, FA Cup, Community Shield...
This is Mervasaurus. He is our unofficial cute Liz mascot. Born Brother Blog, he supports Man USA (sadly) but is immensely popular with the Singapore Gooners at the Liz. Why? Cause with him around at the Liz for live matches, the Gunners have not lost a match.Check it... Arsenal 3 - 0 sp*rs: he was there. Sheffield Utd 1 - 0 Arsenal: he couldn't make it. ManUre 0 - 1 Arsenal: we fed him spicy wings.
The lads even have a song for him. Brother Blog doesn't know it yet, but he's definitely a closet Gooner...
So with the Gunners hosting the Red Devils this Sunday, he has graciously agreed to join us at the Liz. All we have to do is keep the supply of spicy wings going for him. Brother Blog, I'll also throw in some beer to quench your thirst & rage...
Yeah, sometimes I find it funny to have so many Gooners clamouring for Brother Blog to join us even though we hate Man Ewww. I guess it's a case of 'whatever it takes for a win' eh?
So exciting: sleep with the 'enemy' so the comrades get raped.One Mervasaurus... There's only one Mervasaurus...
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yeah chicken wings, drinks..and keep them smoke outta his face too! Maybe invest in a box of pocket masks for him heh
steady, tiong. you also know Mervasaurus doesn't like smoke. we Gooners are so accommodating...
SMOKE!!! I better don't say anything. Luckily, I am not alone. But I know that Mervasaurus is considerate and make space for smokers like me. Thanks. This I personally notice. bet, he'll be a gooner once Liz becomes smoke-free.
Wah lau, since when did I become associated with the gooners *shudder big time*
oh yah, when my beloved Man U lost by a freak goal at Old Trafford this season (coz of a freakishly long leg stuck out)
:( :( :( :( :(
DONCH WORRY! THE MERVASAURUS "CURSE" WILL BE BROKEN THIS SUNDAY! (At least only for this Sunday :))
MerV
Oh, and Kev, you didn't mention about the West Ham adventure (when I wasn't there) ... oops, I hope I didn't touch another raw nerve: don't worry, he's no longer at Upton Park :)
Shai/Tiong, thanks, really appreciate you guys know it lah. Don't worry, I'll still be there this Sunday.
And no, Bloggie, I'm definitely not a closet gooner. Maybe if Arsenal had signed Beckham ... (hahahahaha)
MerV
Beckham?? That guy is not a football player, he's been turned into like...a manisfestation of Posh's hollywood wet dream.
Beckham's career is Posh's idea of a grand PR campaign. I'll bet the dragon lady manipulates Mickey Mouse into making those big decisions. Keep an eye out for Beck's contact details boys. I'm gonna rescue him and write and expose (I can't type the bloody accent on the 'e') - Beckham: Naked and Exposed.
Come this sunday, see how I spoil the fun for you guys. :D
eh merv, what if the curse isn't broken this sunday? will you begin to think about the explanation that we like you because we sense the closet gooner in you?
feel the force, young jedi! leave the dark side!
Siren, now you wanna expose Becks? Thought you only have 'cesc' on your mind? Hehe...
Brother Blog, Gooner4eva is right. Leave the granny-shagging, diving winker, horse-seeds obsessive dark side...
to larsson;
WHO ARE YA? (repeat till infinity)
use your own name if you feel so Lousily Associated, My Enemy.
hahaha believe me i'd rather have cesc fully clothed than Becks *ahem* exposed. but the poor english pup needs to be rescued! must be the warrior princess in me haha
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