Who is your strike pairing?

Slept two hours last night and I'm so spaced out now...

Last night I was so zonked out (no drugs needed) that I had totally forgotten all about the weekly poll. Well, here's what you guys think of potential sugar daddy money:

• 9% says 'take the funking money!'
• 6% says 'work with the current board'
• 84% wants them to take their money & errm... fornicate off.

Even as Use-my-knob assures everyone that he is not out to take over the club, a whole load of you still don't want their money and want things to remain status quo cause the current working relationship between Wenger and the Board is working better than any club in the world.

I'm concerned with the 9% who wants the club to just take the money. Must be some sp*rs fan... A piece of info, just in case you're not aware - Arsenal ain't no prostitute. We don't sell ourselves to anyone unlike some clubs we know of...

The Forgotten Poll

Simple one yet a tough one to call...

The Gunners have four strikers of great qualities...

• v.Persie - quick & tricky with a killer left foot.
• Adebayor - hardworking, tenacious & scores in the big games.
• Eduardo - smart & always gets into good scoring positions.
• Bendtner - tough, determined & has a nose for goals.

So I ask you -

Who is your 1st choice strike pairing if you are the gaffer?

Am going to take a well-deserved nap now and wake up for the CL game between Steaua Bucharest & Arsenal. The Shitehumpers have yet to respond to our simple query. No surprise there.

So it's live commentary for SgGooner again while Mervasaurus joins me on my sofa. Yeah, he'll be watching his ManUre take on Roma.

Obviously Shitehub will show the ManUre game...