Chel$ki Gays Beaten

Tonight, my guest score announcer is Ardian (that's guardian without the 'g' & 'u'). He's the son of Buang and the son of Suzi. I'm sure the dad & mom pair will be my guest scorers one day. A Gooner since 1998, Ardian's favourite Gunner is Monsieur Titi Henry. And like the rest of the Singapore Gooners, he's a happy camper tonight.

Arsenal 1 - 0 Chelsea

The pre-match festivities were marred by the drab ManUre win. The guys tried to entertain themselves but in the end, no one was happy with that 0-1 scoreline.

I still can't believe how the Scousers lost to ManUre at Anfield, again... Anyway, it was great of Gary to join me at the Liz. And more so for the free beer. I didn't plan on drinking tonight but it was free beer afterall, so...

Roll on to our game.

The pressure was definitely heightened knowing that a victory over our London rivals was paramount to stay on top of the table. A few of us certainly didn't feel comfortable, especially since we've not beaten the blue scum for quite a while.

The cheers rang out when we saw Fabregas, Flamini & Hleb warming up. I was a bit worried when the line-up was flashed though. Wenger went for the 4-5-1 and left v.Persie on the bench.

Still, the lads did Wenger proud. I have to give a shout out to one player who has been receiving a lot of flak recently. I thought this boy did as much as our match winner in this game - Eboue. Yup, his excellent tackle on that mofo, John Terry, laid the foundation for Chel$ki's demise.

When Terry left the field, I was quietly thinking we'll nick it this time because their spine was almost gone - Dogbreath, Essien, Carvalho & Terry. The only one left in our way was Cech.

I was so wrong...

Thanks to his wonderful gaff, he gifted us an early christmas gift. You won't believe this but just before Fabregas took that corner kick on the 46th minute, I uttered "this would be the best time to score a goal".

When the ball smashed the net, it was the cue for wild celebrations! Al jumped. Shai jumped. DJ1 jumped. Steve-o jumped. Siren jumped (oooh baby). I jumped too but I can't remember who I jumped onto into.

I just know I just love the moment whenever the Gunners put the ball in. That moment is almost as good as when one is just about to hit that climatic moment...

I said almost...

The best part is that the winning goal had to be scored by Gallant Gallas, our captain, their ex-player. And Ca$hley Hole... How can we forget him? The lads tried to listen to Wenger's advice not to boo him but we're bad boys...

To me, Asshley Hole's last act of retaliation really sums up everything about him - a real sore loser. Sure, Fabregas put a foot into him but to turn around and jab his throat? Come on... Dumb-ass Wiley, who fcuked up totally and disallowed two late goals, didn't even show Hole the yellow card.

I swore he was bribed by some Ru$ian...

In the end, we beat the blue scum even though it wasn't our best performance. But how can we blame the lads after they've just returned from injury? And mind you, Fabregas & Flamini played the whole 90 minutes!

Three points and still on top!

Big thanks also to Mervasaurus who turned up as promised. He came through for us once again!

Oh! And who said there isn't any action at the Liz?


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So damn happy. We've just beat the Chel$ki gays...



Get in there!!!